Plump Pears - while to me personifies the luscious, tantalizing ripe fruit, ready be eaten and dripping with flavour, it is also a little bit of me too. Although, I wouldn't exactly describe myself as luscious & tantalizing, let me explain. According to the online dictionary that I accessed for this, the definition of Plump is:
Plump (adjective) having a full rounded shape: the berries were plump & sweet, (of a person) rather fat.
As for the Pear, well, we all know what a pear is, but just to be consistent:
Pear (noun) a sweet yellowish-or brownish-green edible fruit which is narrow at the stalk and wider towards the base
Well, that is me too. What do I mean by that?
So there you have it. Wait, you haven't figured it yet, I think of myself as a little bit "pleasantly plump" Why wouldn't I be? I LOVE FOOD! I believe in moderation, but I enjoy food. I am all about butter and cream and cheese and all of that wonderfully tasty stuff that is, yes, full fat. Yes, I do like to find the more calorie friendly version of cooking, but if it is going to change the flavour...no thank you! Yes I know, my macaroni & cheese is probably about 1,500 calories per serving, but oh that decadent cheese, why cut corners? (recipe to come soon, I promise!) Just don't eat it every week. It is for that reason, that my dream of one day having a body like Jennifer Aniston will never happen, but in the meantime, I am working on embracing my 'junk' and feel in pretty good company with the likes of Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Kristin Davis and Shakira, now if only I could hire celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak! Until next time...
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